Simon Cowell is a man that knows what he likes. And that seems to be BOOBS.

Simon Cowell may be the King of TV talent shows, but he certainly isn’t the big boss of is subtlety.

Stepping out last night at the Elle Style Awards with girlfriend Lauren Silverman, all eyes were on the pair as they posed for the cameras.

But Mr Cowell’s eyes were, well, wondering off elsewhere. Most notably to the mother of his one-year-old son Eric’s boobs. He also took the opportunity to grab a big old chunk of the junk in her trunk at the same time, obvs.

There’s no denying Si has ever been short of female attention, but the attention he gives them back could do with a little bit of refining.

Constantly surrounded by pop stars, presenters and some of the world’s most beautiful woman, saucy Simon’s side-glances at their assets haven’t gone unnoticed.

So we’ve only gone and made a gallery out of them.

Which had to obviously include his shadow Sinitta. Because where Si goes, so does she.

And judging by our boozy snap of Si, Sin and Louis Walsh outside The Arts Club in London last year – the 80’s pop star was getting looked up and down from both the #lads.

While working on The X Factor, Simon has apparently made sure each of his judges have had the boob factor too.

Perving down on Demi LovatoNicole Scherzinger, Paula Abdul and Britney Spears. It seems their singing abilities and musical expertise isn’t all Simon seems to look for when doing the hiring and firing.

However, we don’t quite blame him as they all have smoking hot bods.

Our gallery also features Simon admiring Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, an unnamed dancing contestant doing the splits before him, Teri Seymour,and a (painted green) fan in her bra.

Riiiight. Enjoy!

One Direction news! We asked Simon Cowell if they were splitting up – this is what he said… 


OMG! Will judge Simon Cowell QUIT Britain’s Got Talent and be replaced by Katie Hopkins?

Aw Simon Cowell! 9 pictures that show little Eric really is his father’s son

Amazing pictures! Simon Cowell and baby son Eric have the same style AND angry resting face

Joshua Fox