Oasis star wants his party to be the best

Noel Gallagher has vowed that his 40th birthday bash will be so great that it will eclipse even the best efforts of legendary party-thrower Elton John.

The Oasis singer, who will enter a new decade in May, is determined to celebrate his big day in style.

‘F*** Elton John. My 40th birthday party is going to be bigger and better than his – he hasn’t seen nothing,’ he told The Sun.

‘Mine’s gonna be the dog’s b*******.’

We admire your aspirations Noel, but somehow we can’t see you spending a small fortune on flowers.