OK, Gwyneth Paltrow – now that’s obsessed

Gwyneth Paltrow has a virtual army of gurus helping her stay forever young, – all because of her high-profile lifestyle, apparently.

The 41-year-old reportedly has an entourage of 21 medical care providers on call, including love guru Dr Habib Sadeghi, who was the brains behind the phrase conscious uncoupling.’

Have a goop – sorry, gawp, at her list…

1 allergist
1 blood analyst
1 naturopath
1 osteopath
4 nutritionists
4 massage therapists for cupping, Rolfing, hot stones and shiatsu
3 personal trainers
2 love gurus
1 meditation teacher
1 yoga instructor
1 qigong expert
1 detox advocate

Need a dictionary?

QiGong: The practice of cultivating vital life-force through breathing, posture and guided imagery.

Cupping: Where heated glass cups are applied to the skin along the energy channels of the body.

Rolfing: A type of massage that’s so painful it’s been likened to torture. It’s based on Dr Ida Rolf‘s theory of alleviating the human body from gravity.

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