After 11 years of The Apprentice we look at some of Lord Alan Sugar's most, um, inspiring quotes

The Apprentice is back tonight with its eleventh series. Yes that’s right, we’ve witnessed a whole 11 years of entrepreneurs trying to impress Lord Alan Sugar.

Tonight sees new rottweiler Claude Littner gnaws at the latest 12 candidates as – along with Karren Brady the teams are sent down to Billingsgate market to buy fish to cook and flog on the streets of London. While one team targets city workers, the other heads to Camden to trap some tourists.

But, while we can’t wait for Claude to put on his ‘bad-cop’ hat The Apprentice just wouldn’t be the same without Lord Alan Sugar‘s one-liners.

It’s a good job Lord Alan went into business because we wouldn’t fancy his chances as a motivational speaker!

We’ve taken a look at, let’s say, some of the most, erm, inspirational quotes from Lord Alan himself:


Kirsty Harlow