Shirtless TOWIE stars talking about Valentine's? You HAVE to watch this!

Single this Valentine’s day? Don’t worry!

We’ve only gone and got The Only Way Is Essex stars Mario Falcone, Elliott Wright and James Lock to give us their guide to the big day.

Which, er, involves Mario’s advice to targeting specifically single groups out on the town who sadly haven’t been struck by cupid’s arrow.

‘The thing is, if you’re single you go out and pull them groups of girls who are all like “we don’t need no man, let’s go out ladies”,’ the Italian stallion TOWIE star explained, complete with a hilarious impression of said groups of ladies. Hmm.

Although we’re not sure his model girlfriend Emily McVey will appreciate these words of wisdom too much, Elliott certainly took notice.

‘I’m single, so that rules me out!’ He joked when quizzed which of the three lads has the best Valentine’s plans. ‘I have booked a table for two though, so I will be going out,’ he continued.

Um, can we be your date please and thank you, El?

Obv with boys being boys, our lovely little video to lonely singletons soon turned personal.

With Mario and Elliott’s banter against James and his relationship with Danielle Armstrong being the main focus of their jokes.

‘James likes them naked with a mask on!’ Elliott exclaimed when asked what underwear they find sexiest on a girl.

With James replying: ‘What are you trying to say about Danielle?’ Cue both boys cuddling together in a fit of giggles.

Cute? Kinda!

It is nice to see Mario and Elliott close again following their on screen fall out after Mario’s friendship with Elliott’s ex Chloe Sims caused the pair to temporarily split in September.

Watch our HILARIOUS video and see the boys discuss everything from who’s the best behaved, to working out with Nanny Pat strapped to their backs.