The antlers, the tanning and the LOLs. Made in Chelsea's Ollie Locke and EastEnders' Joe Swash should get their own show if this is anything to go by

It’s the age old question that has puzzled generations and tormented the knees and elbows of countless poor souls (who forgot the pre-exfoliate and moisturise rule) – HOW DO YOU GET A PERFECT FAKE TAN WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE TIGER BREAD?!

We’ve tried more methods of application than we’ve had hot dinners, we’ve trusted copious types of the gloop AND we’ve even tried the sock-on-the-hand trick. Yet despite our best efforts we’ve still come absolutely NO CLOSER to being able to say ‘Oh, I must have caught a speck of sun on my walk over here’.

But before we ditch the fake bake and attempt to go cold turkey to save our dignity, we’ve discovered one last glimpse of golden shimmery hope- it seems one person has been sent to earth to save us all from the sins of patchy ankles.

‘And who is this holy golden one?’, we hear you ask- well Now readers, Tan God is none other than the gorgeously groomed (and pretty easy on the eye) Made In Chelsea boy Ollie Locke...

In a segment of his series ‘Celebrity Good Grooming Guide’ on YouTube, Ollie is joined by former EastEnders geezer Joe Swash for an episode that sounds a bit like a sequel to a Pirates of the Caribbean film- Tanning Joe Swash. And it is absolutely PACKED with fake tan goodness (and also a great deal of hilarity too)…

Joe admits to being one of the many sufferers of ‘Ghost Syndrome’, telling Ollie ‘If I don’t [fake tan] I go so white I’m like a jelly fish you can see right through me’- we hear ya Joe. Ollie then transforms himself into the Picasso of golden glows and begins dabbing at Joe‘s face with a blusher brush of fake tan, all whilst a concerned Mr Swash shouts things like ‘that didn’t feel too good’…

And although the video might not be overly helpful to anyone who doesn’t really need to know how to fake tan a beard, it is more than worth a watch for the many LOL-providing qualities.

Oh and also, RYLAN IS GINGER?! Ollie, you are just packed with knowledge.

Watch the hilarious video below…