See the funny comments Vicky's made over the past nine series...
During nine series on Geordie Shore, Vicky Pattison has enjoyed mayhem and madness.
Vicky has come out with some funny quotes which have no doubt shocked viewers.
Talking about her Geordie housemates Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle – whose on-off relationship has been the gossip of many episodes – Vicky compares their so-called love to a Shakespearean tragedy.
‘They’re like Romeo and Juliet … If Romeo was a tw*t!’ she laughs.
While in Geordie Shore, Vicky Pattison has had her fair share of men, whether it be her fling with Jay Gardner in series one or her tumultuous relationship with Ricci Guarnaccio.
But the time when Vicky sneaks into the shagpad with Gary Beadle is no doubt one that she’ll always remember.
‘I’d rather fr*g myself off with a f*cking cactus than get with Beadle again. That is definitely done,’ she cringes.
Yet one thing’s for sure – the self-proclaimed Geordie girl with the VIP edge has developed her own words of wisdom when it comes to boys.
‘If they’ve got a d*ck, they’re going to be a pr*ck,’ she comments.
She also teaches: ‘Absence does not make the heart grow fonder, absence makes the heart grow slightly slaggy.’
It’s not just the lads in Geordie Shore Vicky Pattison has something to say about but the girls too.
Surprised at how much she, Holly Hagan and Charlotte Crosby have changed, Vicky Pattison is proud that Marnie Simpson is still single.
‘Charlotte’s got a boyfriend, I’m seeing someone, Holly’s classy…f*cking hell, what a shower of frigid bitches. It’s a good job Marnie’s still flying the slag flag,’ she remarks.
Series nine of the show sees Vicky get appointed as the leader of the household by the group’s boss Anna Parkin.
‘This is not a democracy, it’s a dictatorship, and I’m f*cking in charge,’ she exclaims.