The new Crazy Horse star’s booty photos prove we hold the crown
OK, gorge brunette Kelly Brook has always been famous for her insane curves, but did you see the photos she Tweeted of herself yesterday?
The Instagram ones where she was dressed in a breathtaking red embellished basque during a costume fitting for her new role in burlesque show Crazy Horse? HAVE A LOOKY HERE!
Cos when I did, and laid my wide eyes on her perfectly rounded derriere, I did a little jaw-drop. (Santa, can I have one of those for Christmas please?)
And today, the unconventional model revealed she’ll be leaving even less to the imagination when she joins the Parisian dance troupe in London for her two-week stint next month.
Speaking to Alan Carr on tonight’s Chatty Man, the 32-year-old reveals: ‘It’s all about striptease. Every piece of clothing will be removed. We will be naked.
‘People have asked me if I’m comfortable showing of my fu fu. All I can say is it’ll be beautifully lit. It will be disguised.’
Yup – she’ll be completely nude. Bare. Naked. (Did I just hear the ‘chi-ching’ of a surge in male tickets?)
However, Kelly‘s admitted she’s not always been so body confident, confessing in a previous interview: ‘I’m not perfect. There are so many unrealistic portrayals of women out there.
‘It’s so important to learn to love yourself… I’ve always embraced my curves and my fat bits, and tried to make them work for me.’
Well, you’re certainly doing that, Kel.
Meanwhile, you can find me browsing for padded bum pants (yes they exist) at the nearest lingerie store.