Any other mums thinking what I'm thinking?
The ever-controversial Josie Cunningham has taken to Twitter to ask her almost 60,000 followers for some advice.
You might assume it was something baby-related, considering she had her little girl less than three weeks ago. But, no, Josie has other things on her mind.
The 24-year-old wanted some help in deciding whether or not to wear knickers on a night out or not.
She tweeted: ‘Getting my dancing shoes on tonight! Only thing is….. to wear knickers or not to wear knickers….. That my friends is the question?‘
Look, I’m not going to go into gory detail here but if you’ve had a baby you’ll instantly be thinking the same thing as me: ‘You DEFINITELY need to wear knickers, love.’
If we get over the weirdness of her question you might feel a bit generous and think ‘well, enjoy your first big night out Josie. Motherhood is hard work, you deserve a break.’
But then you scroll through her Twitter feed and you realise it’s not her first night out.
On Monday she tweeted: ‘Can’t wait to go out on the piss this Friday. Think David mcintosh should come keep me company.’
Oh. So she’s had TWO nights out in a row? In that case: Lucky b***ch!
Josie caused controversy earlier in the week when she revealed that she was bottle feeding daughter Grace because she thought breastfeeding was ‘borderline incest’. Seriously.
This is what she tweeted about one of the most natural and beautiful things any mother can do for her baby: ‘Wish people would stop asking if I’m breast feeding like Kimberly Walsh. No I’m not! I think the idea is vile and borderline incest!’
Oh, Josie Cunningham. She continued: ‘People saying its natural…. Maybe it was before powdered milk – in the same way it was ‘natural’ to walk around naked before clothes -but you would soon kick off if I started walking around naked. It’s time to change.’
Well this is a first but…#Speechless
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