Okay people, you've had your laugh - it's week 5 and time for The X Factor's Chris Maloney to get the boot
The most irritating thing about Christopher Maloney isn’t his voice. It’s the fact that he’s stayed in The X Factor this long – and then it’s definitely his loathsome voice.
Every week I pray for Christopher Maloney to land in the bottom two so The X Factor judges can put us out of our misery but, for some inexplicable reason, he survives the public vote.
He doesn’t even squeak by – apparently, Chris Maloney‘s topped the polls! If this is a huge wind-up, then it’s working on me. The only way I can come to terms with it is to invent stories as to why this is happening.
Are the same people behind the Rage Against The Machine campaign who toppled 2009’s X Factor contestant Joe McElderry to nab the Christmas No 1 up to their sabotaging ways again?
Has a bored billionaire hired a legion of staff to continuously vote for Chris Maloney for an expensive prank?
Or maybe the UK really is tired of The X Factor‘s dominance and are backing Chris Maloney to take pleasure in making Simon Cowell squirm?
Whatever it is, I just can’t believe that the UK actually likes Chris Maloney. His weekly wails sound as if tenor Russell Watson ate too much and is letting out one huge, nasty belch.
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