OMG - The Big Allotment Challenge has more bitchy moments than The Face

The Big Allotment Challenge might not be at the top of your must-watch list, but I hope I can change your mind.

Forget The Great British Bake-Off‘s Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry. Forget The Great British Sewing Bee’s Patrick Grant and May Martin.

Meet The Big Allotment Challenge judges Thane Prince and Jonathan Moseley, two of the bitchiest judges on telly since Naomi Campbell in The Face.

Floral expert Jonathan Moseley is the absolute queen of bitchy resting face and his back-handed one-liners leave the contestants stinging.

Cookery writer Thane Prince is devilishly duplicitous – she might deliver constructive feedback in front of the allotmenteers but behind the safety of the garden shed Thane certainly tells it like it is.

And royal gardener and third judge Jim Buttress is just a nice guy. So he’s off the hook.

Click through the gallery above to see the juiciest garden goss!

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