As the series ended, we expected tan, tears and tantrums. But we never expected war

Here is the TOWIE news.

The United Nations has declared a state of emergency in Essex.

Peacekeeping forces have retaken Chigwell, but Buckhurst Hill is still a no-go area.

OK. Slightly exaggerating there, but series four of our favourite reality TV show did end with most of the cast at each other’s throats.

So how many of them will survive the five week gap before the next series starts? Only time will tell…

RICKY VS EVERYONE

It’s not just Frankie Essex and Joey Essex.

In his effort to be Essex’s No 1 player, Ricky Rayment‘s rubbing everyone up the wrong way.

JOEY VS RICKY

It started at the relaunch of Lauren Goodger‘s beauty salon when Joey Essex, 21, approached Ricky Rayment to ask why he’d ‘mugged him off’ to a girl he was interested in.

Things turned nasty after Ricky, 20, insulted Joey’s sister Frankie Essex.

LAUREN VS JESSICA

Both girls were bruised and battered after a violent brawl in the back of a cab, following a vicious argument over Lauren’s Goodger’s relationship with her ex Mark Wright.

Read more about all the TOWIE fall-outs in the latest issue of Now magazine dated 12 March 2012 – out now!

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