Attention all lads: you may want to take caution around Geordie Shore's Chloe Ferry

Geordie Shore finally returns to our screens this evening with the Greek Odyssey.

And after joining the gang last series, 18-year-old Chloe Ferry ceases to amaze once again.

At the start of tonight’s episode the newfound reality star details a recent, unfortunate, sexual encounter in which she hospitalized a man.

After co-star Nathan Henry asked: ‘Have you given anyone a b***j** since last series?’ Chloe then replies: ‘I did and, er, it got worse. The lad had to go to hospital. His banjo snapped… I was using my teeth.’

Speechless? Yeah same!

As the episode continues, Chloe soon has us howling with laughter like usual as the Geordie gang begin to get the booze out.

‘I’ve just jumped in the pool,’ she shouts as the gang starts to get excited for their summer of fun. ‘And I can’t even swim.’

If you’re wondering what else to expect for tonight’s shocker of an opening ep, you best brace yourself….

Holly Hagan flips out and chases Kyle Christie around the house with a snooker cue, Charlotte Crosby gets so drunk she urinates by the bottom of the stairs and then drags a plant called Pete into the swimming pool for a steamy late night session… and an impromptu food fight leaves the cast covered in yoghurt.

Sound like a laugh? Well get tuning into MTV tonight at 10pm

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