What's going on?
The stupid clown craze has infected the entire world. It’s scaring women in their cars, men walking down the street and kids in their school. But now those clowns have gone too far: they’re threatening I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here.
The location of the crown jewel of reality TV has been terrorised by the masked weirdos. The beach town in Queensland, where the evicted contestants chill out before being sent back home, has faced reports of clowns attacking.
With only a few weeks until the celebrities are set to descend on Australia, it seems ITV are on a time limit to clean those clowns out.
Because how are the celebrities supposed to calm down after facing everything from spiders to kangeroo’s bollocks, when there are masked, idiot teenagers spooking them at every turn.
Considering this year’s line up is the biggest one yet (if the rumours are true), it’s not one to miss. Joining the reality star stables in the I’m a Celebrity jungle could be Adya Field, wife to Robbie Williams, shamed ex England boss Sam Allardyce and national treasure Carol Vorderman.
Let’s hope none of them have coulrophobia.