The 50 Shades of Grey hottie opens up about his ‘interesting’ sex dungeon experience

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You’re married, your lovely wife has just given birth, clearly the exact thing you’re in the mood to visit is a sex dungeon. Um… Nah.

So spare a thought for uber fitty and 50 Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan who had to trot down to his local sex dungeon to research his role as Christian Grey. Sounds like a nice, wholesome evening. Ahem.

What did Jamie do when he got there? Get leathered up while someone shouted weird stuff while walking on him? (Look, we’ve never been to a sex dungeon before, forgive our lack of knowledge). Oh no, he just kicked back and had a beer.

‘I went there, they offered me a beer, and they did…whatever they were into,’ he revealed to Elle magazine for their February issue.

We’re picturing the beer being a bit too warm. We don’t know why.

‘I saw a dominant with one of his two submissives and he became our kink advisor on the film.’

‘Kink advisor’? Amazing job. We hope he put that on his LinkedIn.

Being an actor, Jamie Dornan clearly doesn’t tolerate a lack of showmanship, so was quick to critique what he saw.

‘I was like “Come on guys I know I’m not paying for this but I am expecting a show.” It was an interesting evening.’

Yeah, an interesting evening that leaves you with a slightly weird feeling when you have to return home to wife Amelia Warner, and a small baby…

‘Then going back to my wife and newborn baby afterwards… I had a long shower before touching either of them.’

Oh you’d need a good scrubbing after seeing all that, probably that Original Source Mint stuff that makes your bits feel tingly would do the trick. Preferably a whole bottle.

We can’t imagine what Jamie‘s wife, Amelia Warner,
thought of his ‘role research’ as she sat at home nursing their baby
daughter. And won’t seeing her husband on the big screen, being
obsessively lusted after by millions of women across the world, be a bit
weird? Ah well, the trials and tribulations of being married to a hot
Hollywood actor.

The thought of Jamie giving himself a good scrubbing down is something we’re happy to play in our mind for the rest of the day.


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