*SHOCKFACE* We've got our hands on Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell's public sex face photos....

The X Factor judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Mel B and Louis Walsh are no strangers to scandal.

But this time, it’s not a backlash in viewership or someone hacking into their iCloud that they have to be scared of – it’s our latest instalment of Now magazine‘s Sex Face Files where we uncover some of the most suggestive X Factor faces of the judges pulling sex faces – in PUBLIC!

Watch out, Lauren Silverman! Your son Eric might have a little brother or sister on the way sooner than you think. We’ve caught Simon ogling what *could* be the sex toy that might be involved in your next baby-making session! 

And when the newest judge on the X Factor panel Mel B gets randy she can be right scary (see what we did there?).

So far, Mel B seems to be getting along fine with her colleague Cheryl – so much so that their body rhythms seem to be aligning and their friendship’s becoming… rather explosive!

As you can see from our exclusive pics, Cheryl‘s all-over glow would suggest she’s enjoying newlywed life with her second husband, Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini.

And although veteran judge Louis Walsh‘s not getting too many passes from contestants (except for maybe some of the more questionable over-25s) he can still pull a few gorgeous gurns when he’s in the mood. 

For anyone who’s squeamish about imagining Louis‘s bits and what activities he could get up to, we recommend that you read no further.

Still here? OK, then!

Let’s see – if Louis had a trigger-word or two that would set off a chain reaction in his pants, what do you think it would be? Ireland? Or, ‘Yes, Louis – you’re back on the panel this year,’?

Nah – we think it would sound more like, Sharon OOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooooo…

TMI? Click through the gallery above to see the sex faces for yourself!

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