He returned the favour with a poem, saying: ‘The moment I met you, I gazed into those big green eyes, and you instantly stepped forward, and I didn’t get pied.
‘You have the best eyes, nice boobs, and a never-ending a*se, to go the full way with you and win, now that would be class. Cara, you’re kind, genuine and funnier than most, and I can’t wait to get out, meet Nanny Linda and have one of her roasts.
‘We always talk about the word love and we miss out the “ve”. Now Cara, I’ve fallen in love with you, will you fall in love with me?’