They might surprise you...

All you lavish middle namees out there, or those of you who endlessly wonder if your parents were drunk when they named you, will remember the red-cheek-inducing moment of having your teacher read out your full name during the (dreaded) register… and having A-L-L heads turn to you… oh, the shame of it all.

Well, today’s the day to lift your floor-facing-head and be proud of even the weirdest, wackiest middle names for ‘National Middle Name Pride Day’.

To help with the celebrations (and to take those judging eyes off of you) we’ve put together a list of the most secret and shocking celeb middle names that you never knew.

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From Kim Kardashian to Jennifer Lawrence, let the naming and shaming begin…

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