Gwyneth Paltrow and her website Goop have released a gift guide for Christmas and it's as ridiculous as you'd think with items such as gold dumbells and a jellyfish tank
When we heard that Goop had put up a gift guide of what to buy for Christmas this year, we just HAD to see what eGwyneth Paltrow‘s wish list.ravagant and e cessive were on
And the list did NOT dissappoint!
So, it you’ve got some etra cash lying around and are stuck about what gifts to get your loved ones, then look no further. With prices ranging from $8 to $800 and catering to everyone from kids to other halves, Gwyneth’s got you covered. Jellyfish tank anyone?
1.) Popcorn Popper
2.) World View at the Edge of Space
3.) Espresso Coffee Machine
4.) Confom Dispenser
5.) Dinner Bells
6.) Darwin Tank
Now, the question is now, as Gwynny puts it – where does one even get jellyfish for said tank? We doubt you can just pop down to your local pet shop.
7.) 18K Gold Dumbells
We’re not sure if this would make us work out more, or make us resent it.
Aka, photos of your…things. Who needs a convient iPhone when you could hire a company to snap away at your objects for a mere £1,200 eh?
9.) Ball and Chain
For all those times that ol’ chat line just won’t do on it’s own and you need to whak a physical prop out.
We know what we’re asking for Santa for Christmas this year – fingers crossed we’re on the nice and not the naughty list…