Gay comedian is jealous of Cheryl Cole and Victoria Beckham
The Sunday Night Project host thinks the footballers are super-hot.
‘I love Ashley Cole and Becks,’ says Alan. ‘Their wives are so lucky, they are both so handsome.
‘I hope Cheryl and Victoria realise how bloody lucky they are.’
But Alan, 32, says he can’t afford to be too picky.
‘At the moment I’d take any footballer,’ he tells the Sunday People.
‘Things are so bad for me at the moment I wouldn’t say no to Bruce Grobbelaar.’