These aren’t their official names BTW
It’s been a big week for Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. First came the announcement that they are expecting their first baby together, and second that they’re launching a range of ‘Kimoji’ reminiscent ‘Chymojis’. Blimey.
Of course, these were never going to be without absurdity (and controversy), so we picked out our highlights.
The ‘we’re 99% sure that’s supposed to be Kylie Jenner’ Chymoji
Trying to list every single awkward thing about Rob’s relationship with his sister Kylie’s boyfriend’s ex and baby mama (Tyga is the father of Chyna’s first child) has given us a headache, but let’s just say this vid of a full-lipped Kylie Jenner-lookalike getting a punch to the face is the latest.
The ‘yes we get it you’re a Kardashian…’ Chymoji
Call us crazy, but we have a teency feeling that Chyna is pretty excited to take on her soon-to-be-huband’s name (for ‘appearances and services’) – not that she’s rinsed it or created a Kardashian bling adorned baby bottle. Oh wait.
The ‘…but you still seem to be dissing them’ Chymoji
Everyone with ears and a Twitter account should know about the Amber Rose v Khloe, Kim and basically every Kardashian feud. Given that Chyna’s soon to join the family, you’d have thing she’d have deemed it an idea not to stir the pot. Judging by the above though, she definitely didn’t.
The ‘what on earth is going on here Chymoji’
If you’re going to document your fiancé clutching your bare bosom in emoji form (which is in itself unusual), you’d thing that you’d have made sure said fiancé looks happy about it. But we couldn’t help noticing a distinct look of sadness in Robmoji’s eyes…
The ‘maybe you’re getting ahead of yourself’ Chymoji
Chyna is indeed set to become Angela Kardashian after the wedding (her birth name is Angela Renee White), but less certain is the above prediction.
The ‘just ew’ Chymoji
We probably don’t need to explain the less-than-subtle overtones of this one…
Polly Foreman / @ForemanPolly