In all fairness, there’s like a 75% chance that Carol Vorderman‘s camp flask was filled with youth elixir and anti-aging cream as opposed to water.

Why do we say this? Because heck! Has the queen of Countdown even aged?!

Side note: If you need more evidence of Carol’s majestic anti-aging abilities then please, step right over *here*.

Yup, at the age of 55, it’s fair to say that Carol most definitely knows how to rock a camp. We mean…

So, now that Carol has found herself back in the real world after leaving the I’m a Celeb jungle, how will she fill all her spare hours?! Well, as you may be aware, there has been some talk surrounding Carol becoming the ‘rear’ on an ‘online cougar dating website’.

See: Carol Vorderman: ‘Squats are a killer workout move for lifting your bottom!’

Yup- a report published by The Mirror had claimed that Carol had been offered a pretty hefty sum to become the spokeswoman for an online dating site aimed specifically at ‘cougars’- a phrase which is basically referring to mature women who prefer to date younger men.

The report claimed that ‘Cougar dating site Toyboy Warehouse reportedly offered her £250,000 to set up a profile due to her popularity in the jungle’.

The report then added that ‘Carol Vorderman jumped at the opportunity… telling The Sun’s Andy Halls, ‘I’m the new a*se of Toyboy Warehouse. Yes, sign me up’.

And, due to the fact that Carol is the twice championing ‘Rear of the Year’ (Yup, TWICE. No biggie), we have to admit that we were pretty convinced by the whole thing.

However, Carol has now taken to Twitter to slam the claims- sharing ‘Er no I’m not AT ALL x and so the funny reports begin’.

So yep, that one has been well and truly squashed.

We’re not sure that we fully grasp what you mean, Carol, but you keep flying that flag for single girls!

WHO IS GOING TO WIN I’M A CELEB…