No chance of a TOWIE reunion here, then

After splitting from long-term girlfriend Lydia Bright, James ‘Arg’ Argent has been adapting to life as a single man. And occasionally, when someone’s freshly back on the market, there’s a temptation to go back to an ex for some comfort.

However this isn’t the case for Arg – as he’s made it VERY clear that he has no plans on getting back with his TOWIE co-star, Gemma Collins.

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In a live Periscope chat with fans, the reality star revealed that his relationship with Gemma is now strictly platonic:

Arg said: ‘GC is just a friend, I have no desire to head back there or revisit her designer vagina.’

…okay! As ever, Arg, thanks for the in-depth information.

Gemma revealed that she’d had a surgical procedure to alter the appearance of her lady parts in an episode of TOWIE in March 2015 – and was, erm, kind enough to show it off as well.

Speaking to BFF Bobby Norris, she said: I actually pride myself. I’m mega confident now because I know I’ve got a designer vagina. I’ve not told you this, but I paid £2000 and my vagina is perfect now… It looks like something you’d see on a movie.’

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We’ll take Gemma’s word for it, we think. Either way, it seems as if it’s not enough to make Arg, 28, keen on relighting their fire – instead, he’s focusing on getting his health back on track. Having already lost 30lbs, he traded a Vegas trip with bestie Mark Wright for No 1 Bootcamp in Ibiza. Speaking directly from the weight-loss retreat, he revealed:

‘I stopped drinking because it’s not good for me. Mark wanted me to go Vegas with him but I don’t think it’d be a good idea.

‘Health is the more important thing.’

Look how Gemma Collins’ body has changed through the years! (Note: no designer vagina footage.)