This week we saw a lot of Kardashian bodies
So this week Kim Kardashian managed to break the internet with ANOTHER naked selfie (two, actually), which has sparked an international debate on whether women should take their clothes off and post it on the world wide web.
Unsurprisingly, this week has also seen every other Kardashian release some sort of major body picture. Like seriously, more than usual, we know they release a sexy photo every 0.21 seconds but this is concentrated even for them.
It’s made us all believe that… The Kardashians are competing. They are doing a battle of the bodies. But who, in such a ridiculously attractive family, could win?
First came Kim’s self-censored boob bars. And everyone was surprised (??)
But the normally more reserved Khloe Kardashian revealed her new look, mid-2000s Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.
Fans also found her face slightly off, yet this did nothing to dislodge the goliath that is Kim’s boobs.
Next came Kourtney Kardashian, just laying on the floor. Nothing special.
WAIT a minute, her nipple is out! Kourtney, you devil! This was popular enough to attract the attention of ex-Scott Disick, though still didn’t reach Kim’s body level. She was just too powerful.
If the KARDASHIANS couldn’t topple Kim’s naked body, then maybe the Jenners have a chance. In particular, one Jenner – model Kylie Jenner.
However, instead of one-upping her older sister or taking things in any sort of new direction, the model – who is currently trying to trademark the name Kylie – copied her sister. Except instead of being naked, she used clothing like a normal person. PFFT.
There is, in hiding, one Kadashian who might be able to defeat the Great Kim Kardashian. One reality star shielded from reality TV – his name, is Robert Kardashian. And for the first time in months, since his diabetes scare all those months ago, he’s topless.
He did it! He revealed himself on girlfriend and enemy of the Kardashian clan Blac Chyna’s Snapchat. Would people care more about Rob? Hidden Rob? Secret Rob?
No, he still didn’t win. Kim Kardashian wins. Once again she’s defeated every other member of the Kardashians. With her breasts.
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