Cheeky plea is posted outside Paris Hilton's home

A flier featuring the police mugshot of Lindsay, 21, has been posted on the gate of the 26-year-old Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home, according to justjared.com.

The poster reads:

LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of 24 July 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica.

She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars.

She was also last seen carrying her favourite boys: a little white bag we call her ‘doggy bag’ ad her favourite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call — or go to —

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.’

Ouch.