Actress has to decide if her left or right boob should sag

Michelle Pfeiffer says she’s fed up talking about droopy breasts.

No, the 49-year-old actress isn’t losing her shapely figure, she’s been chatting about saggy boobs in preparation for her new movie role.

In Stardust she plays a witch obsessed with recapturing her youth and firming up her chest.

And Michelle had to endure some uncomfortable conversations as producers decided which breast would sag.

‘We had meeting after meeting with these discussions on whether it was my left breast or right breast that would droop,’ she tells the Daily Express. ‘It was so bizarre.’

Wonder why it couldn’t be both…