From Miley Cyrus to Cheryl Cole we reveal who's dissing who in our celebrity wars special
There are many things you could call Ed Sheeran [insert all the things you could possibly call Ed Sheeran here] but a**hole is definitely not one of them.
Ed is cute and cuddly like a Furby – definitely not a**hole material.
An a**hole could be considered someone who swings from a wrecking ball wearing nothing but red lippy or someone who twerks her butt into a middle-aged man in a flesh-coloured skin-tight bikini.
And then sears both those images into pop culture forever. FOREVER.
They say some friends are for a reason, season or a lifetime. According to Demi Lovato, who recently unfollowed her former best mate Selena Gomez on Twitter (ouch!), their friendship’s in the ‘season’ category.
‘I think it’s just one of those things where people change and people grow apart,’ says Demi.
Fair enough, Demi – but her statement leaves us wondering if what she meant to say was, ‘Blame Justin Bieber #justsaying #sorrynotsorry’
Whose Instagram wasn’t clogged with GIFs of Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s daughter Blue Ivy take over the world just by being her adorable little self? But where was her Auntie Solange?
While there are pictures of Solange posing on the red carpet at the MTV VMAs, rumours are Bey‘s sister ditched the ceremony after just one hour.
Perhaps Solange popped to the shops to buy more bright orange mascara? And a Nando’s meal-for-one?
Female judges on The X Factor have a history of not always getting along. FACT. But if what Cheryl Fernandez-Versini and Mel B are saying is true, they have no problem with one another. BOO. #wheresthefuninthat?
Cheryl said: ‘We just gelled really quickly. Maybe that’s from being part of a girl
group – it’s easy to slide into having camaraderie with another girl.’
Really, Cheryl? ‘Cos in a previous interview, when Chezza was asked if Girls Aloud would ever reform, she said: ‘There’ll be no comeback. We could hardly go out as Girls Aloud when we’re old and wrinkly. We’d have to call ourselves Old Girls Aloud.’
So the Spice Girls were old and wrinkly? What do you say to that, Mel?
‘I absolutely adore Cheryl,’ says Mel. ‘She’s gorgeous, she’s an artist, she’s confident, she’s strong, everything I love in a woman, she is fabulous.’
Uh-huh – well, seeing is believing. See you at the live shows for wardrobe wars, girls!