He also poked fun at THOSE naked paddleboarding shots...

So it turns out that Orlando Bloom – he of naked paddleboarding fame – has an Instagram account. Huh. Who knew?

But what made out eyebrows arch even higher than Jessica Rabbit’s was the revalation that he’s shared a ‘sex tape’ with his followers!

Katy Perry‘s boyfriend made his account on the photo-sharing site public this week, posting that he had ‘caved’ in his first post after the big reveal.

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And users quickly spotted the ‘sex tape’ post amongst shots of street art and quotes about self improvement.

Simply captioned ‘my sex tape 📹’, the image showed… a roll of sticky tape with the word SEX written on it.

my sex tape 📹

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Turns out Orlando’s pretty funny too! We’re learning more and more about him by the minute…

In another post, the star also poked fun at those now-infamous naked paddleboarding shots.

In a slo-mo video, the Pirates of the Caribbean star is seen running towards the camera along a jetty in a tropical location.

He captioned the post, ‘when you are chasing down the guy who stole your swimming trunks’, although sadly he’s wearing a pair of red shorts in the video.

when you are chasing down the guy who stole your swimming trunks

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The internet went into meltdown earlier this year when shots emerged showing hunky Orly paddling his gal Katy around on a board in the ocean wearing nothing more than an oar in his hand (that’s not a euphemism).

Local authorities weren’t as impressed though, as it turned out public nudity is illegal in Sardinia where the nakedness took place, and those who violate the rules are subject to a fine of £1,000!

But we imagine the Lord of the Rings elf-babe used his apparently excellent sense of humour to get himself off the hook…

GIF Orlando Bloom as Legolas in Lord of the Rings