Everyone is talking about the female victims of the nude photo hacking scandal but what about the men on the list?

No, David Beckham isn’t on the list of celebrities affected by the nude photos leaked online.

Also not on the list are Justin Timberlake, Ryan Gosling or Kit Harrington.

But James Franco‘s little brother Dave Franco wasn’t so lucky. He joins a long list of female celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence, Selena Gomez and Lea Michele whose private and sometimes explicit photo albums have been uploaded by a hacker on the photo sharing website, 4Chan.

One anonymous user made the outrageous comment: ‘The only guy in the bunch was Dave F***ing Franco. That’s like winning 10 cents in the lottery.’

‘I WANT MORE DAVE FRANCO,’ said another.

Private photos of Kate Upton and her boyfriend Justin Verlander, an American professional baseball player, have also been uploaded onto the site, but the forum was less than sympathetic.

User Jynxed said: ‘That guy isn’t hot enough to keep me gay…’

Kate Upton‘s lawyer has released the following statement: ‘This is obviously an outrageous violation of our client Kate Upton‘s privacy. We intend to pursue anyone disseminating or duplicating these illegally obtained images to the fullest extent possible.’

Unfortunately, it seems the participants in 4Chan’s forums do not feel any guilt in rejoicing in one of the biggest violations of privacy in the history of the internet.

‘If male celebs do leak who would be on your “wishlist”?,’ asked another anonymous user.

It didn’t take long before the question generated hundreds of responses ranging from popular celeb crushes like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Justin Bieber and Ryan Reynolds to more obscure choices, like the ‘guys from Collabro‘.

Seth Rogen a million times Seth Rogen,’ added another anonymous user, ‘Keep your Ken dolls. I want a man who can eat, and hang.’

How can one cloud cause so much trouble? It reminds us of a scene in the trailer for Cameron Diaz‘s new film, Sex Tape.

Cam plays Annie who’s desperate to retrieve the sex tape she made with husband Jay (Jason Segel) after it’s accidentally uploaded into the cloud.

‘And you can’t get it down from the cloud?’ asks Annie.

‘Nobody understands the cloud – it’s a f***ing mystery!’ exclaims Jay.

Wise words.

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Louis Boroditsky