Oh Ariana Grande, no one takes rejection well - and especially not Jonathan Ross!

No one likes to stood up, and this rang especially true for Jonathan Ross when Ariana Grande left him waiting, and waiting, for her last night. The occasion? Oh nothing much, just a live performance on his TALK SHOW. You know, the one on national television bringing in a few million viewers every episode. No biggie.

Unluckily for pint-sized Ariana, the presenter clearly wasn’t one to take it lightly, launching into an angry tirade directed at the star, the Mirror reports.

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‘Ariana is in town. We were told she would be in the car at 6pm to be here for 7pm then it got to 7pm and she was not in the car – 7:30pm and she is still not in the motherf****r car. So I don’t think we can hold out much hope. We are going to give Ariana the benefit of the doubt and not say anything mean or judgmental. I apologise to anyone who might have come along hoping to see her,’ said Jonathan.

So far, so calm. But the talk show host couldn’t hold his temper for much longer, continuing: ‘She was booked but the lazy little f****r has not come. Maybe she has gone to her first Nando’s.’ GULP. Wouldn’t like to get on Wossy’s bad side!

Thankfully, Wossy managed to rustle up a last minute alternative with his star guests for the evening: Sheridan Smith, Danny DeVito and Joan Collins. You guessed it, he got them all to do a karaoke rendition of ‘9 To 5’. Dolly Parton would be proud, guys! We can’t wait to hear the performance on Saturday.

Ariana’s people refused to comment on her no-show, but it sounds to us like she missed out on one hell of a night!

Francesca Specter/@ChezSpecter