WARNING: Victoria Beckham’s toilet is not as Posh as you would think

If we were ever invisible for the day, one of the places we would definitely want to sneak a visit to (after Mark Wright‘s shower, obviously) is Victoria Beckham‘s toilet.

We’ve always imagined it’s a place of great grandeur and beauty, scented with the fragrance of unicorns, 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton toilet sheets and a half naked man (David Beckham would be our first choice) fanning us while we pee.

Well, we’re afraid to report that the reality is something very different.

Posh shared a pic of the toilet in her brand new Dover Street store in London recently and to say it was a let down is a bit of an understatement.

It starts with the plywood door (well, at least it has a notice to please keep clean at all times’ on it) and then you’re welcomed into the luxurious surrounds of hardboard flooring, exposed wooden walls and a fairly basic looking loo.

Our favourite part is the barcode still stuck to the base of the toilet and the slightly squiffy loo seat. We can just imagine VB slipping around on that as she has a sneaky wee.

She was obviously as overwhelmed as we are at the basic nature of the facilities tweeting a picture of the loo saying Late night store visit #victoriabeckhamdoverstreet x super chic!’

The eagerly-awaited Victoria Beckham store is due to open in one of London’s most fashionable shopping districts this Autumn and will be her first ever stand alone store.

Vic got the fashion crowd whipped into a frenzy when she said of her new shop that she wants it to be really new, really fresh. Something a little bit conceptual – but not too much.’

Hmm, well if this bog is anything to go by, her vision of conceptual’ is certainly on the minimal side.

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Louise Bennett