R-Pattz leaves shop with a suspiciously large amount of loo roll

What’s this?

A shopping trolley full of loo roll and beer?

There can only be one explanation: Robert Pattinson, 27, is planning a drunken night TP-ing love rival John Mayer‘s home!

R-Pattz was briefly linked to Katy Perry before she got back with John, so he’d have reason to pull a prank.

Alternatively, he could just be organising a party…

*that’s toilet paper, obvs.

Meanwhile K-Stew gets punked

Single Kristen Stewart failed to see the funny side after some joker wrote ‘I love Rob‘ on her car in LA last week.

The lesson for the 23-year-old: wash your car, girl!

Read more about Robert Pattinson in this week’s Now magazine dated 22 July 2013 – download the digital edition now!

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