She queen of flashing breasts and lesbian snogging but CBB's Luisa Zissman is the MASTER of getting what she wants - could she teach you the trick to happiness?
We all know the only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about (to borrow from Oscar Wilde).
And let’s face it, her actions must have guaranteed her a place in the final – which (after also wooing Lord Sugar) just goes to show she’s a PRO at getting what she wants.
So while she’s definitely a bit of a Marmite character, could we all actually learn a few tricks for success from controversial Luisa?
Yep, here’s nine important life lessons we can all take from Luisa Zissman…(it makes more sense than you’d believe!)
1. DON’T BE SCARED TO PROMOTE YOURSELF
No one could call Luisa humble. Indeed one of her strongest traits is self promotion – hence how she only narrowly missed out on being Lord Sugar’s Apprentice (can you imagine Nick Hewer’s eyebrows right now?). During that show she described herself as having the energy of a Duracell bunny, sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit and a brain like Einstein’. Damn that was always my personal statement….
2. LEARN TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION
You’re out on the town, you want to get noticed? Don’t just leave a club…make an exit. Take Luisa, who Tweets as TheLuluLife, for example. She didn’t just fall into a cab outside Mahiki after a raucous night. No, she straddled multi-millionaire Michael Acton Smith in the back of the cab. Who is he you ask? Well, he’s the boss of Moshi Monsters (ask a four-year-old), who just so happened to have a girlfriend. Uh-oh. What’s more she inadvertently flashed her little lulu as well. Well, we didn’t say make a ‘classy’ impression…
3. SURROUND YOURSELF WITH LIKE-MINDED FRIENDS
There’s no point pretending to be someone you’re not, so it’s no wonder Luisa surrounds herself with similar friends. And we all know she loves a party, so who better to have a best pal than renowned partygirl – and reformed flasher – Bianca Gascoigne?
4. BORED OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP? SPICE IT UP!
Luisa doesn’t do boring relationships. So we shouldn’t have been surprised when her ex-hubby Oliver revealed she took part in sex orgys with up to 15 people – AND Killing Kittens swingers parties. But these weren’t like something out of Channel 4’s The Dogging Tales. No these were classy sex parties. Oliver said: They are very high end, held in a mansion, and you arrive in masks. There is champagne everywhere. Doctors, lawyers and actors attend.’ Just an ordinary Tuesday night then. For those of us who aren’t so liberal, maybe just read 50 Shades…
5. CAN’T FIND MR RIGHT? EXPAND YOUR OPTIONS!
Luisa is openly bisexual, admitting she loves guys best but would still sleep with girls. Just think at all those more Tinder options! (Or you could just widen your height and hair colour preferences on eHarmony)
6. YOUR HUSBAND CHEATS? DON’T CRY, JUST LAUGH IN HIS FACE!
Yep Luisa revealed that her hubby Oliver cheated on her. But instead of weeping, she got revenge – but laughing it off… even thanking his mistress! In a recent interview she said: I just don’t hold bad feeling over it, S**t happens. People have affairs. It was hardly the end of the world.’ Nothing hurts more than indifference.
7. ONLY POST INTERESTING PHOTOS
Oh, there’s no boring old landscapes on Luisa‘s Instagram. She posts pictures of herself topless bathing with a friend. Just because. Want more followers? There’s a clue what to do there…
8. ALWAYS TRAVEL IN STYLE
You’d never catch Luisa travelling in an old banger. She hired a Hummer limo for 30 PEOPLE on NYE – for just her and TWO friends. Probably would have been cheaper to get the bus…
9. DON’T LET KIDS RULE YOUR LIFE
Luisa isn’t going to let being a mum ruin her fun! She’s brilliant with little three-year-old Dixie, but you won’t catch her on Mumsnet. Before the house she said: I’m a mum but I’m also young single women who loves to work & party I’m not gonna sit around in a shitty tracksuit because I have a child’. Good for you Luisa! Jeremy Kyle mums out there take note! Don’t just sit around the house – get up, get out and get flashing 😉
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