Boobies, horses, and a whole lot of jiggling about - Kim and Kanye are making a real statement here about their sex life

Erm, so, wow.

Just when you thought Kanye West and Kim Kardashian couldn’t get any more loved up, Kanye‘s new video for Bound 2 features Kim topless – and jiggling all over the place on top of him, on a motorbike.

Excellent. My fave bits?

The horses. Horses symbolise sex in literature (just read some DH Lawrence and you’ll see), and the video’s rather cheesy beginning of a bunch of wild horses running free soon switches to Kim stretched out topless across Kanye‘s handlebars.

The horses are also something you’d probably see on a T-shirt from Urban Outfitters (in an ironic way, obvs).

I also like the complete and utter green screen nature of the vid.

You probably wouldn’t actually want your baby mama to be cavorting round naked on a speeding motorbike in the desert whilst little baby Nori is at home with Kris Jenner – she really could get hurt – but it screams ‘low budget’.

But I love low budget!

Scroll through my gallery above to see some more gems. And try not to laugh.

Oh, Kim and Kanye – so in love! And won’t North be proud when she sees this, er, work of art in a few years? It’s totally not going to be embarrassing and/or damaging to her at all.

Keep it up, guys. This entire video is FABULOUS.

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