Don't believe the hype - the media puppeteer controls his love life in the same way he manages his business
The whole oh, we’re losing viewers! Cripes!’ thing is just another talking point.
So watch out for the BIG RETURN OF SO-AND-SO JUDGE ploy next year (I’m not moaning – I freaking love the drama).
So what about the romance’ with Simon Cowell and former Baywatch babe, Carmen Electra, eh?
Simon’s dated a bevy of beauties over the years.
From Jenson Button‘s ex, Louise Griffiths, to X Factor cling-on Sinitta, Dannii Minogue, Terri Seymour and former fiancée Mezghan Hussainy, Simon‘s always got a lovely shiny lady on his arm – but he’s never settled down.
And now he’s being linked to Baywatch babe and stand-in Britain’s Got Talent judge, Carmen Electra.
He’s the epitome of the eternal bachelor – but he’s also the master of creating publicity around his love life, as he is with his TV shows each week.
So don’t get knitting booties for a Simon and Carmen Electra baby.
She’s his new squeeze’ and it’s been reported in the papers today that she’s after a baby with Simon – saying I definitely have that yearning. It’s the only thing I haven’t done in my life.’
Hmmm, don’t hold your breathe, Carms.
I reckon Simon will be onto the next pretty lady before you’ve finished reading this blog.
(It’s finished now.)
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