I loved all of his crazy ways so what's happened to the real Kanye West and can we have him back soon please?

Typical. Man gets girlfriend, man gets loved-up, man forgets who he is, man has a baby, man is boring.

But who’d have thought ‘that shit cray’ Kanye West, 36, would ever fall into that familiar trap, like every other weak, gooey-eyed guy on the planet?!

Remember when he used to do all sorts of fun, crazy shit? Like in 2005 when he appeared on TV during a fundraiser for Hurricane Katrina but instead of raising money with other celebs he used the opportunity to claim ‘George Bush doesn’t care about black people.’

Not to mention the moment he grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift‘s hands after she won Best Female Video at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards insisting: ‘But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!’

And he got a little bit jel of his BFF Jay Z teaming up with Justin Timberlake, ranting on stage in London in March, ‘I got love for Hov, but I ain’t fuckin’ with that Suit & Tie.’

LOLZ.

Now, he’s just spouting more junk than his missus has in her trunk. Yawn!

In September Kanye uncharacteristically gushed about fiancée Kim Kardashian: ‘She gave me everything. She gave me a family. She gave me a support system.’

Then he gave her an epic proposal on the pitch at a baseball game in front of loads of peeps with an orchestra playing, fireworks blowing up the sky and then put a mere 15-carat diamond ring on her finger. Cheapskate! Ahem…

Earlier this week he said, ‘I have never loved any girl, other than my mother, as much as I love my girlfriend.’

And on Tuesday night during a gig in California, Kanye got deeper. Are you ready for this?

‘If you came with somebody that you love tonight, hold on so tight.
‘What I’m trying to say is it’s hard to find you.
‘Sometimes I’m feeling like I had a second chance in life. ‘Cause I remember in my career early on when I could have lost my life.’

FFS. Get a grip, man. And when you do, wake me up when you get exciting again.

Love you!

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