Why being blonde is best, from me, a natural brunette!
Not only are you a natural blonde, you were once so blonde you were Legally Blonde. So I thought you knew better.
I bet you’re feeling so invisible right now? I’m a natural brunette, I’m not going to lie, so believe me, I’ve been there and done that.
It’s like Heidi Klum once said: ‘Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb.’ And she’s right!
Maybe you cried when you left the hairdresser’s? I don’t know. Either way, Reese, I hope you’re prepared for life after blonde…
- Builders won’t wolf-whistle you any more.
- You’ll have to wear twice as much make-up as you normally do – so you don’t look all pasty and pale.
- You won’t ever be able to pretend you’re stupid and surprise people any more – you’re ‘having a blonde moment’? No you’re not, you’re brunette! So when you make a silly mistake, you’re just going to have to toss that brown mane and deal with it.
Oh Reese, I can barely look at you. This brunette betrayal is too much to cope with for a ‘blondist’ like me.
But once a blonde, always a blonde, and that’s why I know (well, hope) you’ll be back soon.
After all, blonde isn’t just a hair colour, it’s a way of way of life.
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