The family luck stops at Rob Kardashian...
OK, so obviously being Rob Kardashian isn’t the hardest job in the world, but he’s the one member of the family who I wouldn’t want to have a temporary life swap with. Even Bruce Jenner‘s dodgy woman’s haircut gets a fairer ride than him.
Last month Rob sensationally left Kim and Kanye’s wedding because he apparently felt too fat to be in pictures, and has since had a Twitter cull and gone into hiding so he can, as his mum Kris Jenner puts it, ‘work on himself.’
So can being the only Kardashian boy ever actually be fun? Hmmm, I don’t think so.
Since the first series of Keeping Up With The Kardashians the lone brother has struggled to carve a place from himself in a world dominated by his sisters.
While every single one of his sisters’ careers have gone from strength to astronomical strength we’ve had to see Rob unsuccessfully find a path and have his sock line completely bomb. According to reports this week, even the youngest sister, 15-year-old Kylie makes more money than Rob now. That’s gotta hurt.
And do I think that momager Kris will ever do anything to really get him out this slump? Nah. She’ll probably just continue to tell him off for being overweight. It ain’t good for the brand, baby.
With this in mind it’s hard not to side with him when we see him have huge fights with Kim, yelling at her for being so selfish. If I was Rob I’d be so frustrated that I’d go change my name to something that doesn’t have a K and start over. Rob Bardashian has quite the ring to it.
So Rob Bardashian, I bid good luck for all future endeavours. Just make ‘em non-sock related, yeah?