Would you like to share your beauty tips with me, Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber‘s got a mug shot, guys! And it’s made my week, month, and maybe even life complete.

How does he look so… fresh faced? Especially after he was charged with driving under the influence!?

If I was, er, drag racing, drunk in Miami (well, you never know where life will take you), I doubt I’d look so beautiful.

But Justin so does. Check out that picture-perfect smile! Those pearly whites! That perfectly coiffed hair.

Dammit, he even looks worryingly OK in an orange jumpsuit.

If I were the likes of Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, I’d be totally annoyed. Because Justin has created The World’s Prettiest Celebrity Mug ShotTM. And knocked them firmly off their perches.

And he’s only 19.

Justin, darling, you look gorgeous!

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