It's time for Justin Bieber to grow the hell up!

Mark Wahlberg – or Marky Mark as I will always think of him – sounds like he wants to get his Funky Bunch on the case to sort out Canadian crooner Justin Beiber once and for all.

Fed up with reading about his tomfoolery – gobbing on fans (which he denied), weeing in buckets in restaurants, leaving that poor pet monkey Mally in Germany etc. – Mark (once a rapper, now an actor so needs to be taken seriously) has let rip and opened a can of whoopass on the young whipper snapper!

Justin, are you listening?’ Mark, who might be starring in a movie with Justin soon, said. ‘Don’t be so naughty, yeah? Be a nice boy, pull your [pants] up, make your mom proud and stop smoking weed, you little bastard.’

For goodness’ sake Justin, listen to Mark. Start with pulling your trousers up. Seriously, seeing teenage bums hanging out is a pet hate of mine and I’m on a mission to yank up every pair of low-slung jeans I see.

Mark‘s 42 years old (and pure beefcake) and knows a thing or five about getting into trouble and acting up!

‘He’s a teenager living in a different day and age,’ Mark said. ‘I was in prison before I got a record, and I don’t think he’s been to prison.’

Woah! Justin hasn’t been to prison but he has had a few run in with the police.

Yes, Justin‘s only 19. But that’s not 12. He should know better. And who are his so-called friends egging him on? It’s about time someone stepped in.

I mean hello? Where’s his mum Pattie Mallette?! When I was 19 my mum would still tell me off is she thought I was rude to someone. And it’s about time Pattie had a stern word with Justin about his behaviour.

Before he ends up in prison like Marky Mark did.

Cos I have a feeling those guys in jail are not fans of Justin‘s song Baby…


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