Nicole Scherzinger, Ashley Roberts and Kimberly Wyatt have all launched an assault on UK reality TV: who's next from The Pussycat Dolls?
Is it just me or does it seem like the UK’s become some sort of Pussycat Doll dumping ground?
After failing to impress US audiences on their version of The X Factor, Nicole Scherzinger‘s proved she’s willing to try anything to keep her job on our judging panel, including a field trip to Rylan Clark‘s sashaying ground of Essex and posting pictures of her half-eaten fish and chips on Instagram.
There’s no denying that Nicole Scherzinger‘s a force of fierceness, but her careful and controlled performances as a judge have left me nonplussed – something that I hope will be cured with a heavy dose of the wildly honest Mel B next year.
Next, after previously referring to Ashley Roberts as ‘the blonde Pussycat Doll who isn’t Kimberly Wyatt‘, I finally agreed to learn her name after Ashley Roberts taught Rosemary Shrager and Colin Baker the dance moves to Don’t Cha on last night’s I’m A Celeb.
It was better than watching Helen Flanagan whine about being forced to do another Bushtucker Trial.
And who can forget Kimberly Wyatt? If she isn’t on Got To Dance, it seems like Kimberly Wyatt‘s popping up on every show from Celebrity Juice to Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
So, which Pussycat Doll‘s next? I say send the rest of the PCD-lot over.
If someone with a dreadful voice like Christopher Maloney or Rylan Clark can potentially win this year’s X Factor, then we’re entertainmently-doomed anyways.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Melody Thornton‘s been given her own BBC cooking show, Carmit Bachar‘s launched her own clothing line and Jessica Sutta‘s made her debut on TOWIE.
And yes, I had to look their names up on Wikipedia.