Miley Cyrus’s so attention seeking she might as well just go nude


Miley Cyrus has shocked plenty of people in the past few months.

Twerking with Robin Thicke – check!

Breaking up with gorgeous Liam Hemsworth – check!

Gobbing off about how much she loves weed and Molly (MDMA, some kind of ecstasy – I had to ask someone cos and I don’t know what the hell it is. I’m old and don’t do drugs. So sue me. ) – check!

Now she admits she wanted to go one step further and appear topless during her MTV VMA performance last month.

In her new documentary, Miley: The Movement, Britney Spears asks her, You’re not going to be topless on stage are you?’ to which Miley replies, I tried, but I don’t think MTV’s going to allow it.’

Er, obvs!

But do you know what – just let her. Let Miley prance about totally naked if she wants. I mean, she’s nude in her Wrecking Ball video.

‘Yes, I am very comfortable with sexuality and I like pushing the boundaries but I’m coming out in pigtails looking like a giant adult baby but doing really, like, naughty stuff,’ Miley says about the MTV performance.

‘That’s obviously funny. If I really wanted to do a raunchy sex show I wouldn’t have been dressed like a damned bear.’

Hmm. The bear really helped tone down the twerking hey Miley. keeps banging on about the transition’ she’s in – from Disney star to near on porn star by the looks of it.

And to be honest, I’m totally bored of it.

Miley, it’s been done (see Madonna, Cher, Britney, Christina, et al). And done better.

Give it up. #snore

SEE PICTURES Miley Cyrus shocks at MTV VMAs 2013

SEE PICTURES Miley Cyrus at Met Ball 2013

SEE PICTURES Miley Cyrus at Billboard Music Awards 2013