I thought Simon Cowell's harem was a thing of the past... until they rocked up again in Miami

Ah, Simon Cowell. A man who does whatever the hell he wants.

Including, and I (slash the world) think weirdly, hanging out with a bevy of identikit brunette beauties. Some of them his exes.

Weird that, hanging out with exes – IN A GROUP – and especially when you factor in that his new girlfriend, Lauren Silverman, and his BABY Eric are now hanging out with the harem.

I thought Mezghan Hussainy and Teri Seymour et al had been banished to ex-girlfriend island since Lauren Silverman was on the scene.

But it seems old habits die hard with Simon.

Well, at least we all know what little Eric will be like in twenty years…

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