I thought Simon Cowell's harem was a thing of the past... until they rocked up again in Miami
Ah, Simon Cowell. A man who does whatever the hell he wants.
Including, and I (slash the world) think weirdly, hanging out with a bevy of identikit brunette beauties. Some of them his exes.
I thought Mezghan Hussainy and Teri Seymour et al had been banished to ex-girlfriend island since Lauren Silverman was on the scene.
But it seems old habits die hard with Simon.
Well, at least we all know what little Eric will be like in twenty years…
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