You better hang onto R-Pattz, K-Stew - or the Sats might step in and steal him
And now, there’s not just one new famous lady after R-Pattz – but, um, five! (Well, sorta – you’ll see where I’m going with this in a sec).
The Saturdays name check – in fact, they, um, rap about – Rob in their new single, Gentleman, which was first played this morning on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show.
A gentleman is so 1995, so hard for a girl to find, a real husband so 1999,’ they sing – amongst other man-slamming lyrics.
Including the risqué line: most boys just hit and quit it.’ And something a bit saucy about ‘drinking all the milk’. Ooh-er, ladies.
They then state that they need a Robert Pattinson‘.
Hold on to him, Kristen, and tightly, too!
Obviously, Rochelle Humes is pregnant and married, Frankie Sandford is pregnant and engaged and Una Healy is a married mum – but that leaves Mollie King and Vanessa White on the R-Pattz prowl (they might have boyfriends but, let’s not get bogged down with facts…). The lyrics speak volumes!
I wouldn’t get too complacent, K-Stew. Rob‘s getting name dropped in a single that’s so catchy it’ll probably end up number one in his home country…so keep a tight leash on him, lady!
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