Hey Madonna, you need to try a bit harder, the hairy armpits thing has been done before


She wrote: ‘Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove’ under her Instagram pic but Madonna‘s hairy pits aren’t even real. She just wanted us to think (for about a second) that they were. Why? Oh yeah…. It must be ‘cos she’s desperately seeking attention.

Now I’m not one to condone hairy pits. I mean, we’re not German! But seriously Madge, if you’re trying to be outrageous then not shaving for a few days is a bit boring – you need to try a bit harder as the hairy armpits thing has been done before. Hello Julia Roberts with the hairiest pits ever at that film premiere and Drew Barrymore, Britney, Paris Hilton, Trinny Woodall and Lily Allen. Yeah, they’ve all done it!

I remember when Madonna, 55, used to be so controversial and ‘cool’ ‘cos she was the first to do everything! Touching virgins, justifying her porn, cones on her boobs, sod the autobiography – she had a sex book, lesbian kisses on stage with Britney and even winding up the Catholic Church. Madonna has done it all… Hairy pits? Come on, anyone can do that*

*If they have to, like if you’re stranded on a desert island with only one luxury item that isn’t a disposable razor, obvs! 

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