Class A drugs and sex on a plane... I really wish Gwyneth Paltrow would consciously uncouple herself from spouting out all this tripe

No wonder Gwyneth Paltrow‘s son doesn’t want to be seen walking down the street next to her. That’s just one of her ‘bombshell’ revelations on this week’s Ellen DeGeneres show.

Frankly, I don’t blame eight-year-old Moses for being so mortified by his mother. Last week Gwyneth admitted taking class A drug ecstasy and now she’s banging on about being a member of the mile high club. Yep, that’s right. Gwyneth‘s had sex on a plane! Well done you, Gwynnie. You’re just soooooo cool! Except… drugs aren’t cool, love.

Gwyneth was playing a casual game of ‘I have never’ with Ellen and Johnny Depp (as ya do), and confessed to the raunchy antics. She just doesn’t look the sort does she?

Well I tell you what, whoever this new Gywneth is, I really wish she would consciously uncouple herself from spouting out all this tripe. Who cares? Not me. Not you either, I bet.

Now that she has ended her marriage to Chris Martin why does Gwyneth feel she’s got to seemingly reinvent herself? It appears that she has kissed goodbye to the yoga-loving, kale-coiffing, anemic-looking Gwyneth, and replaced her with this sex, drugs and rock and roll singleton.

And after Chris consciously re-coupled with a younger, hotter, more successful girlfriend in the shape of Jennifer Lawrence, she even confessed she loves her. Kind of… Well, she called her ‘great.’ I mean, what sort of ex wife does that?!

‘Who says I don’t approve of Jennifer Lawrence?’ she asked on a US radio show. ‘I respect him as the father of my children…It’s his decision…He wouldn’t be with someone who isn’t great.’

Stay cool, Gywnnie. Can’t wait for your next over-priced, pretentious cook book.

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