Class A drugs and sex on a plane... I really wish Gwyneth Paltrow would consciously uncouple herself from spouting out all this tripe
Frankly, I don’t blame eight-year-old Moses for being so mortified by his mother. Last week Gwyneth admitted taking class A drug ecstasy and now she’s banging on about being a member of the mile high club. Yep, that’s right. Gwyneth‘s had sex on a plane! Well done you, Gwynnie. You’re just soooooo cool! Except… drugs aren’t cool, love.
Gwyneth was playing a casual game of ‘I have never’ with Ellen and Johnny Depp (as ya do), and confessed to the raunchy antics. She just doesn’t look the sort does she?
Well I tell you what, whoever this new Gywneth is, I really wish she would consciously uncouple herself from spouting out all this tripe. Who cares? Not me. Not you either, I bet.
Now that she has ended her marriage to Chris Martin why does Gwyneth feel she’s got to seemingly reinvent herself? It appears that she has kissed goodbye to the yoga-loving, kale-coiffing, anemic-looking Gwyneth, and replaced her with this sex, drugs and rock and roll singleton.
And after Chris consciously re-coupled with a younger, hotter, more successful girlfriend in the shape of Jennifer Lawrence, she even confessed she loves her. Kind of… Well, she called her ‘great.’ I mean, what sort of ex wife does that?!
‘Who says I don’t approve of Jennifer Lawrence?’ she asked on a US radio show. ‘I respect him as the father of my children…It’s his decision…He wouldn’t be with someone who isn’t great.’
Stay cool, Gywnnie. Can’t wait for your next over-priced, pretentious cook book.