Jonty starts to freak me out again as the newbies prepare to leave

Oh Jonty, Jonty, Jonty. I’d managed to convince myself that you were just a little eccentric. Not sinister, just strange and then you got back on to the spanking thing and I’m no longer happy. I don’t think he’d hurt a fly and what he does in his own time is his business, but I’m a little concerned about his mental health. He also needs to stop laughing at his own farts.

I’m also worried for Brian. His face the night after him and Amanda kissed was so happy it was almost heartbreaking as we all know Amanda just isn’t as in to him as much as he’s into her.

I have to say, I like the fact that BB has got all old school on us and has started going back to it’s twisted best by showing all the nominations. Kara Louise may have realised she’s boring and is now making a joke out of it, but sadly it hasn’t changed the situation. As nice as she is she’s dull and I find myself slipping into a coma when she’s on.

I’m a bit annoyed at Ziggy for nominating Gerry. OK, so he’s a bit on the irritating side and has no tact, but he’s loyal and Ziggy, I have decided, is only out to win. Gerry’s never going to win, but at least show some loyalty to the people who have actually stood up for you which is more than I can say for most.

Carole may be being miserable of late, but I’m glad she’s annoyed Amy so much by getting her on the money. Love, you’re fame hungry and although you try to hide it when you’re with the twins by being all coy, you are a bit of a dirty one. Deal with it. You’re going home soon and I’m sure you’ll get more money now when you get your boobs out because of your brush with fame.

I don’t know why the newbies are so upset by being nominated. It was obvious and I actually quite like the fact it’s made the originals bond.

People may say this series has got boring, but having watched every damn episode of the last four series I have to say this one has kept me entertained more than most. So shut up you haters. Just remember BB4 and Cameron.