Kara Louise and Tracey make a swift exit and the party almost ends in a piccalilly disaster

Thank you voting public. You made the right choice. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

Tracy proved why her time was up when in her exit interview she answered every question with a cliché. Meanwhile Kara Louise showed her worth to the house with a really boring best moments reel. They weren’t the worst, but they were both a long way from being the best. Deal with it.

I have a personal plea to BB. Please never show me shots of Jonty drying his tackle under the hairdryer ever again. The offending area may have been blurred out, but the image will haunt my nightmares for ever more.

It’s always a good sign when the podiums come out though, it means there’s bound to be an argument.

Poor Kara Louise. She’s not the nastiest housemate, but sadly worst housemate was totally correct. What she has to remember is they haven’t really got many to choose from and if Charley had still been there, there would have been no competition. Although I’m sure the deluded little madam would have tried to convince the other she was the nicest and Kara would have probably smiled and said nothing and ended up there anyway.

I don’t know what they were complaining about when it came to the party. Forget the fact they only had six scotch eggs, one bottle of champagne a can of shandy and a cupcake they got one play of Stefan Dennis’s seminal hit Don’t It Make You Feel Good. To me that’s a party in one song.

You can’t beat a bit of bargaining though and BB was on top form making them part with most of their stuff for a few songs and a couple of cans of lager.

I love BB telling them he was not interested in their crisps and would only settle for three, yes three boxes of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. However, the group went too far in giving up Carole’s Piccilli for a techno tune. Carole was pissed and I would have been too. They could at least have got another play of Stefan Dennis and a can of cider, only that would have been worth the wrath of Carole and no mistake.