If the rumours are true, I can't wait to see glamour girls Jasmine Lennard and Rhian Sugden at war

The rumour mill is rotating at the speed of light. That’s because Celebrity Big Brother kicks off tonight.

I’m really not fussed about normal Big Brother – but the celeb version is a different kettle of crazy, surgery-obsessed, fame-hungry fish.

And the opening night is always THE BEST. I can’t wait to see the bevy of Z-listers enter the house in uber awkward mode.

And there’s usually a few shock A-listers thrown into the mix too. Yay!

If rumour is true, then the celeb most likely to kick off will be Jasmine Lennard.

She found fame as the gobbiest contestant in Make Me a Supermodel‘s history, calling Rachel Hunter a munter’.

She claims to have had flings with Simon Cowell and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. And she’s also got a son with ex Seth Binzer from Noughties nu metal band Crazy Town.

And she (hopefully) will be going head-to-head with glamour girl Rhian Sugden – she’s the one who did the naughty sexting business with Vernon Kaye. Ooh-er.

And also says she did rude stuff with none other but Cristiano Ronaldo.

I have a feeling these two are going to clash. Or maybe they’ll end up at besties after all? Stranger things have happened (think George Galloway, Rula Lenska and THAT cat impression. Shudder). 

And hopefully they’ll reveal loads of cheeky secrets about their conquests, too.

Oh, come on – isn’t that the whole point of the show?

Celebrity Big Brother starts tonight, 9pm, Channel 5

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