'Celeb' spotting on the tube...

I saw Gerry from last year’s Big Brother on the underground tonight.

He was dressed in a rather silly manner, had a very orange tan and I think was a little disappointed that no one in the carriage recognised him.

OK, so I did, but I read my paper rather than saying hello and sniggered to myself about his tan. Also, I only recognised him as I watched every episode last year for the magazine. [Not to mention every episode for the previous five years too, now that is dedication to the cause].

They say everyone has 15 minutes of fame – come in Gerry your time is up.